What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:30

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do many women shave their vaginas?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What was the worst decision you ever did?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.